Did you hear about the duck who got lucky and managed to get a girl back to his hotel room. She asked him if he had a condom but he didn't so she made him ring room service to bring one up. Now Mr Duck is a bit shy and embarassed at this but he does it.
Duck "Please can I have a pot of tea and a ......condom for room 304. Thankyou."
So room service brings the tea and the condom. The waiter pours out the tea, hands the duck the condom and says "Shall I put it on your bill, Sir?"
To which the duck relpied. "Certainly not! I'm not a pervert thankyou very much!"
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