Hi,we all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "assicons"?
Here goes:
| (_!_) | a regular ass |
|---|---|
| (__!__) | a fat ass |
| (!) | a tight ass |
| (_._) | a flat ass |
| (_^_) | a bubble ass |
| (_*_) | a sore ass |
| (_!__) | a lop-sided ass |
| {_!_} | a swishy ass |
| (_o_) | an ass that's been around |
| (_O_) | an ass that's been around even more |
| (_x_) | kiss my ass |
| (_X_) | leave my ass alone |
| (_zzz_) | a tired ass |
| (_o^o_) | a wise ass |
| (_13_) | an unlucky ass |
| (_$_) | Money coming out of his ass |
| (_?_) | Dumb Ass |
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